Matt

Chapter 10

1. They fought because of the icons. One guy said hey closing your eyes and bowing your head down is a total drag because it feels like you are talking to the air. And he thought that if god or who ever is important we should build statues of him and pray to that because it symbolizes him. But then there are always hippies who have to disagree because they think their right and think the world is going to blow up if it you do something that the bibles says not to do even the stupidest stuff. So they run around saying the world is going to end and he will all die if they pray to a symbol of god. But the guy said that it feels more like you are actually talking to him. But the hippies said no we “the stupid people” are really stupid so we have to fight a huge war about a pretty stupid thing that is stupid. Thus began the war against the idiots. The guy said fine we will fight your pathetic patheticness. At the battle field the guy told his men “we will not let these retards take over and deciced what the laws are.” “Just think do you want your children to live in a dumb place where people have to throw away anything that is “evil” or is sin like. For instance we can’t do stuff we normally would do and if you are like me and don’t want to live in an idiot society where there is no laws, no orgination of from of government. If we lose this war the world will be doomed and the human race as we know it will be dead. Lets go kill some idiots. Thus the battle rages on. Then very soon the idiots drew a line and said you stay on your world of sin and praying to stuff that symbolizes god. You will all burn in hell for this you dang dirty apes. And we will stay on our side. Soon about all of the idiots followers saw the light and crossed the line to better tomorrow where you can pray how you want. And the world was safe from harm. And only you can prevent forest fires. “The power is yours.” Then after the fall the idiots the nonidiots developed a new way of life with a mix of roman and orthodox people.