Base-jumping is crazy go nuts but fun. Base-jumping is when you jump off of stuff and then use a parachute to fall down slowly. When I started I would jump off my roof and other peoples roof and since I have no money I couldn’t afford a parachute so I just said parachutes are for wimps and did use one. Its pretty scary looking down but then when you finally decide to jump its not so bad.

Well as my mom drives me to the white house I’m pretty scared because I don’t know what is going to happen. As I reach the edge of the roof I get goose bumps looking down at the ground. Then as president bush pushes me off I quickly open my parachute. And I slowly float down and when I got on the ground I ran for my life away from the guard dogs. Just then a helicopter shot me and then the dogs started gnawing on my head. Then as I got a way I was happy I did something I didn’t think I could.

Next I decided to try something a little higher so I took a train to Paris to take the elevator up and jump off. Just looking at the building was scary enough I thought no way? I was so afraid I would die I pissed my pants and since I didn’t pack other ones I had to take the train back to my house to get new ones. As the train pulled up to my house I quickly got a new pair and then returned to Paris. As I rode the elevator up I knees were all like “I’m melting I’m melting.” As I reached the top I fainted and then 5 hours later the janitor takes his mope and pushes me off the side of it as I’m falling I suddenly wake up. The only thing I could think about was I wet my pants again.

As I hit the ground I get up then I walk around as I continued to piss my pants. Then I heard sirens the Paris police were after my with my legs broken from the fall I walk on my hands. Then I fall in the road and get run over by a cop.

When I awoke I was in Italy. I really don’t know why and I realized I was missing an arm. Oh no, I thought where could it be. I walked on over to the nearest McDonalds. When I got there was a hobo trying to auction off my arm to bye something off the dollar menu? I told him hey that’s my arm whatever money you make off of it is mine. Then I started beating him down, he got a few punches in. then all of a sudden he took a broken bottle and started trying to cut me so I whipped out a granola bar. And we split the money me made from my arm 50:50, which was 2.00 dollars. I then got a beacon egg and cheese.

I then went to the leaning tower of peasia. I went to the top and justed jumped I quickly fell then floated to the ground I did it successfully with out dieing just the the leaning tower leaned to much and fell on me and I was killed. Then I just wanted to go home I lost an arm and a leg and a half so went to the airport and I anciently got on the train to New York like in home alone 2. When I got there I decided to do one more jump the world trade center.

In my journal I wrote the date September 11 2001 I’m going to jump. So I started crawling into the building making my way towards the elevator. As I got in I found the same janitor that pushed me off the impure state building so I stole his mope. I reached the top and I’m looking down then I jumped and fell down and the parachute was ruined from the leaning tower of peasia landing on me. So I fell and I fell some more then I farted on the way down. I decided to use the smart person inside me and land on my head. Just then superman comes flying towards me. Thinking I was saved then the he flew past me. I said hey “what the crap!” he said hey shut up fool. I gots to go stop that plane from flying into the building. I’ll give you my other arm for 2 dollars. Deal he said. The after about an hour of falling he saves me and I gave him my arm.

Just then the plane crashes into the world trade center and I’m watching it and then the people start falling out and then one of the buildings starts collapsing and all the debrie and stuff crushed me but I was still alive with only my head left I rolled towards the other building to take cover inside but another plane comes and crashes into that one and it collapses on me and I died. Then firemen come to rescue me and any other survivors as I laid in the hospital I thought only the moral to this story, base jumping is good and all but scary.