THURSDAY, JUNE 20; 1:32 PM: MERIDAN POLICE DEPARTMANT WAS ENJOYING A PEACEFULL PEACELOVING DAY WHEN SUDDENTLY...

"GRAAAAAAAAADY!!!!"

"What is it, Cheif?"

"Grady, I've had it with your renegade fancy-pantsed ways! Wine tasting on the job, your refusal to comendere anything but LUXURY cars, constantly saying 'My word!' or 'Well I never!' You're a loose cannon! I'm assigning you a partner!!"

"WELL I NEVER! A partner?? Sir, Do I need to remind you of your last hare-brained partner match-ups?"

"Remember Baby and Dog?! What a disaster that was!"

"How about Husband and Wife?? all they did was tell jokes about each other!"

"And lets not forget the disaster that was the Indian and the Cupboard!"

"I've thought this through, Grady! There's no changing my mind! I'm pairing you up with Jixby Phillips: RACIST COP!"

"MY RICH ANCESTORY IS OUTRAGED!!"

"Sir, I urge you to reconsider, I almost dropped my monocle with that shock to the system!"

"My mind is made up! You and Jixby Phillips are going on your first assignment RIGHT NOW! Your mission: STOP ALL TERRORISM BEFORE BEDTIME"

LATER THAT DAY

JIXBY: WHERE'S THE NIGGER I HAD DRAGGING BEHIND MY MOTOR BIKE
GRADY: Jixby! You're foul words give me the farts! I MEAN! THE VAPORS! Drats to you, JIXBY! just plain old drats!

A LITTLE LATER THAT DAY

JIXBY: I'M RACIST!
GRADY: JIXBY! Now you've done it! I've dropped my monocole into my champagne glass and now I must buy another! But first we must investigate this neighborhood for terrorism!

GRADY: Well if it isn't Bob and Sherri! What are you doing here?
BOB: Well You know us, allways on top of things!
CHERRI: HA! You haven't been on top of anyone since you got your penis shot off in 'nam!
BOB: Now Cherri!
CHERRI: Oh bob, you know I'm just kidding! Seriously, You're a wonderful husband!
BOB: Ah, Now that's more like it!
CHERRI: But you're a terrible cop!
BOB: If I didn't know you were kidding I wouldn't want to sing this song with you!
CHERRI: and which song would that be?

"I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!"

"Man, you niggers should be glad that I'm not homophobic! But fuck that, We have work to do!"

"LOOK WHAT TERRORISM DID TO MY BABY!"
JIXBY: YEAH, WHATEVER YOU CLUTSY NIGGER...

"LOOK AT MY BABY!

JIXBY: OH MY GANDER!! THESE TERRORISTS MUST PAY!! TIME TO BEAT UP SOME TOWELHEADS! (Hmm... I wonder where Grady is!)

"AH YES, THIS MONOCLE WILL DO ME FINE! GOOD THING I POPPED INTO THE 24-HOUR MONOCLE STORE! (LOL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MONOCLE STORE THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY) (OH AND I WONDER WHERE JIXBY IS??)"

HEY GRADY I BEAT UP A BUNCH OF TOWELHEADS BUT I COULD NOT FIND ANY PICTURES ON GOOGLE PICTURE SEARCH TO SHOW YOU THAT AND GUESS WHAT I FOUDN A REAL TERRORIST!!!
GRADY: OMG!!

I DO NOT FEEL LIKE FINISHING THIS COMIC BUT THE JOKE IS THAT THE MORAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT RACISM HELPS STOP TERRORISM LOL

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