Welcome to my most secretest secrat - MY SECRAT LIFE

In my secrat life I haev developed a new IDENTITY for myself so that yuo will all know that it is SECRAT! That's right! When I get off AIM and go outside for doing things I put on my secrat costume taht shows everyone who I really am - CRIME NERD!

Crime nerd si ready to conker yuo!

I haev already done many incredible crimes in my adventures of secrat and haev caused more accident babies in weemans bottoms than a bottom baby maeker of many years experience. In fact, I did win the 2002 annual bottom baby maeking contest with a grand total of 500 bottom babys made in one hour. (I did really maek 502 but I got the hungrys and aet some bottom baby balls and teh judges did say tehy did not count eny more :( )

This is teh stupad trophy they gaev me for winner!

All my secrat lief there have been babys of bottom, but also there have been stupad fat heads taht try to stop me from the winner of crime. Sometimes they is just stupad silly head polcie cops but sometimes they is suparheroes too.

I am a superhero! I WILL stop you Crime Nerd!

YOU ARE TEH FAGGORT!! HAHAHA I LAUGH AT YOU!

YOU SEE! No one can stope me! This is teh end of storytime todays so I will stop typing this stuff and if yuo are good boys and girls I will post teh storee and pictures of wehn I did sex with a potatoe.

So goodbye and thankyou for reading my paeg. -Jixby Phillips (gay fag of secrat gay poos)