HELLLO JIXBY, ARE YOU HOME ????????

JIXBY ARE YOU HOME, CAUSE WGHEN I WENT AROUND TO YA HOUSE I COULDNT TELL IF YOU WERE HOME OR NOT

I DIDNT KNOW IF IT WAS ALRIGHT IF I CAME IN SO I JUST SAT IN YOU DRIVEWAY FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS, THEN IT GOT DARK SO I WENT HOME

ON THE WAY HOME SCARY THINGS HAPPENED,  THEY WERENT REALLY THAT SCARY AT ALL BUT I JUST WANTED TO SOUND LIKE I WAS A BRAVE PERSON CAUSE IF SCARY THINGS HAPPENED AND YOU WERE A BRAVE PERSON THEY WOULDNT BE ALL THAT SCARY ATA LL WOULD THEY NOW LOLOLOL NO THEY WOULDNT.

HAVING SAID ALL THAT NOW COMES THE REAL BAD BIT (I LOOKED AND THOUGHT I WROTE BRAD PIT, BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD WRITE THAT), WHERE I TELL YOU THAT I DIDNT EVEN REALLY GO TO JIXBYHOUSE, CAUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE HE LIVES EVEN LOLOLOLOLOL

AND IF YOU DONT BELEIVE THAT YOU CAN ASK HIM AND HE WILL TELL YOU THAT I NEVER WENT TO HIS HOUSE, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF HE HAS A DRIVEWAY OR NOT, HE MAY NOT EVEN LIVE IN A HOUSE EVEN, CAUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE OR EVEN SEEN PICTURES OF IT, IF IT IS A HOUSE

I BET JIXBY LIVES ON A BOAT THE END.

PS, I BET IT SMELLS AS WELL LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!