I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO DO THIS BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE FOR THE GENERAL AUDIENCE BUT HERE IS THE ADVENTURE ME AND SAD DAD AND WRECK AND A BUNCH OF NON-SAD DADS HAD IT IS CALLED "OPPERATION LOLLIPOP" IT WAS WRITTEN ON JULY THE 4TH (AMERICA DAY, IN AMERICA). WRECK AND SOME RAGGAMUFFINS CAME DOWN FROM PORTLAND AND WE DID A PARTY CELEBRATE! AND HERE IS TEH STRAIGHT DOPE

TEH CAST OF CHARACTERS (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE): WRECK, MISTER EMMA, MISS EMMA, JIXBY PHILLIPS, LLOYD BROCKMAN, HUGH CHARMICHAEL, AND GIRLFRIEND CHARMICHAEL

THIS IS THE ROAD TO REDDING, THROUGH THE EYES OF OUR PORTLAND NATIVES... DO NOT BE SCARED PORTLANDERS, REDDING IS A CLEVER PLACE FULL OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO HELP YOU

LOOK AT THIS CHARMING YOUNG MAN, COULD IT BE A BUDDING STAR, TAKING HIS TRIP TO CALIFORNIA HOPING TO HIT STARDOM BEING A SURFER?

WRECK HAS TEETH AND HE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM (ACTUALLY I DECIDED LATER HE IS A LITTLE BIT SCARED TO USE THEM... POOR GUY HE COULD BE PRESIDENT OF TEETH ONE DAY IF HE ONLY HAD THE CONFIDENCE

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emma: THESE ARE FROM WHEN WE WERE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
emma: BECAUSE OF A CAR WRECK
emma: REMEMBER THAT
emma: IT'S IMPORTANT

EMMA IS THE ONLY ONE HAPPY ABOUT THE CAR WRECK

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