::OPARH WINFREE HASNT GOT NO KIDS

I FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY THAT OPARH WINNNFRED THE LADIE FROM THE OFF THE TV SET HASNT GOT ANY BABIES AND SO SHE IS NOT A GOOD MOTHER.  SHE TREATS HER KILDREN VERY BADLY AND DOES NOT LOOK AFTER THEM OR FEED THEM ANY FOOD OR WATER.  I WEATCED HER SHOW ON THE COUPL;E OF DAYS AGO AND IT WAS ABOUT WHEN YOU GET STRESSED OUT WHEN YOU LOOK AFTER KIDS AND WHEN THEY GET SICK AND I COULD TELL SHE DID NOT NKOW ANTYHING ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS SAYING ABOUT AND THEN I THOUGHT SHE SHOULD GET KIDS THEN SHE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO HOSPITAL AND GET EXRAYS.

IF OPRHA DID GET KIDS THEN THEY PROBABLY WOULD LOOK A LITTLE SOMETHING WHAT LIKE THESE ONES LOOK LIKE AND SHE WOULD NAME THEM WHAT THE NAMES OF WHAT THESE ONES ARE:

MARGARETTE - MARGARTETTE IS A REAL BAD GIRL.  SHE DOES NOT EVEN WEAR HER UNDERPANTS!!! SHE HAS ALSO BEEN SPOTTED KISSING OTHER LITTLE GIRLS BEHIND THE BIKE SHED AND PICKING OUT CIGARETTE BUTTS FROM THE GARBAGE BIN AND SMOKING THEM.

STEVIE LOU IS SO GREEDY AND SHE NOT SHARE ANY TOYS WITH ANYONE.  ONCE OPRAH GOT TOO CLOSE TO ONE OF STEVIES FAVOURITE POKEMON PLUSH'S THAT HE SMACKED HER AND GAVE HER A BLACK EYE.. NO ONE WAS ABLE TO TELL.

PARADICE ROSANNA IS THE REAL OUTDOOR TYPE.  HERE SHE IS PICTURED AT ONLY 3 WEEKS OLD CAPTURING HER FIRST FISH.  SHORTLY AFTER THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN THE FISH SWALLOWED HER, SHE WAS NOT ABLE TO BE RESCUED.

SUGARETTE DIANNA WAS BORN DURING ONE OF THE TWELVE MILLION REPORTED TIMES WHERE OPRHAP WAS EXPERIENCING WEIGHT DIFFICULTIES.  DUE TO SUGARETTES INABILITY TO DEAL WITH HER MOTHERS OBESCITY SHE QUICKLY TURNED TO DRUGGS, AND BY THE AGE OF TWELVE HAD MOVED TO INDIA WHERE SHE INDULGED IN COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CRACK, MUCH TO HER MOTHERS ENVY.

SOPHIA PETTLE PRINCESS WAS SHY AND INTIMIDATED BY HER MOTHERS FAME THAT SHE BECAME WITHDRAWN AND WET HER PANTS ANY TIME ANY ONE SPOKE TO HER.  BECAUSE OF THIS HER MOTHER TRIED TO KEEP HER OUT OF THE LIME LIGHT AND KEEPS HER IN THE BASEMENT WHERE THE ONLY PHYSICAL CONTACT SHE EVER HAS WITH HER IS WHEN SHE COMES DOWN FOR HER MONTHLY FEEDING OF FLESH.

MADONNA JACKSON IS ORPAHS PIRDE AND JOY, SHE TAKES HER EVERYWHERE, DOES HER MAKE UP, DRESSES HER UP IN MATCHING OUTFITS AS HERS.  EVERYTHING WAS FINE WITH ORPAHS PERFECT MODEL CHILD UNTIL RECENTLY WHEN ORPAH STARTED BECOMING OBSESSIVELY JEOULOUS OF MADONNA JACKSON THAT SHE BECAME CERTAIN THE HER CHILD WAS TRYING TO KILL HER OFF AND REPLACE HER SO SHE BEGAN DIPPING HER HEAD INTO LIQUID NITROGEN, AND LETTING MICHAHELL JACKSON LOOOK AFTER HER ON WEEKENDS FOR SININGNG LESSONS.

CHOCOLATE PUDDIN' WAS THE NATIONS LOVE CHILD.  BELIEVED TO BE CONCEIVED USING ORPARAHS SPERM AND A FROZEN EGG FROM MARILYN MONROE SHE WAS FOLLOWED BY CAMERAS EVERYWHERE SHE WENT, AND COULD NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG.  AFTER SHE WAS VOTED THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT AFTER NOT EVEN BEING ON THE VOTING CARDS  IT WAS DISCOVERED SHE WAS HAVING A 3 WAY LOVE AFFAIR WITH PRESIDENT BUSH, AND JOHNNY COCHRANE.  IT TOOK 2 HOURS FOR THE NATION TO FORGIVE HER.

OPAHR JR TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE OF BEING THE DAUGHTER OF THE MOST WATCHED OVERWEIGHT BLACK FEMALE THE WORLD HAD EVER SEEN AND BEGAN COLLECTING HONARAY AWARDS FOR THIS ACHEIVMENT AND CASHING IN ON THE PERKS WHEREVER SHE COULD, AND WHEN DOING SO FELT OBLIGED TO PROVE SHE WAS OPHARS DAUGHTER BY MAKING A ROYAL PENIS OUT OF HERSELF.

PROFFESOR OPTIMUS ORPARAH JR JR MD HELD HER OWN RIVAL TALK SHOW TO ORPARAHS.  HE WAS LOVED MY EVERY UPPER CLASS 55 YEAR OLD IN THE WORLD.  SO MUCH SO SHE BEGAN NOT EVEN SPEAKING, BUT TO GET A COMPUTER TO GENERATE RANDOM SOUNDS TO WHICH THE AUDIENCE WOULD LAUGH AND CLAP SO HARD THEIR BRAINS WOULD FALL OUT.  PROFFESOR OPTIMUS THEN PICKED THEM UP AND ADDED THEM TO HER COLLECTION.

BILLY WAS ORPAHS ONLY CHILD, A BOY.  HE WAS NOT WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.  HE WAS ADOPTED AT CONCEPTION.  ORPAH SENDS HIM A CARD WITH HER HEAD ON IT EVERY BIRTHDAY TO REMIND HIM OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE.

KID-ORPAH COULD NOT DEAL WITH HIS MOTHERS FAME, AND USED HARDCORE DEATH EXTREME GRIND METAL TO RELEIVE HIS RAGE AT BEING BORN A BLACK MALE WITH THE HEAD OF  GIANT FROG.  LYRICS OF HIS SONGS INCLUDE "FUCK YOU FUCKING SCUM BITCH ORPAH, YOU ARE FUCKING DEATH SCUM AND FUCK ME OVER WITH YOUR HEAD FUCKED HEAD" AND "TV QUENN SLUT BITCH, YOU ARE THE MAGGOT MOUTH DEATH FUCK, IF I COULD CUT OFF MY HEAD I WOULD"

MADISON "INSERT OTHER CURRENTLY TRENDY NAME" WAS BORN WITH DOWN SYNDROME, BUT WITH POHPRAHS HELP AMD TEACHINGS SHE SOON BECAME A COMPUTER GENIUS, INVENTING A CURE FOR HER OWN DISEASE, UNFORTUNATE SHE WAS UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT HER HEAD.

ORPAH OPAHR FOUND THAT SHE BELONGED AT THE PLACE WHERE HER MOTHER SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE BEEN... THE CIRCUS, WHERE SHE ENTERTAINED MILLIONS WITH HER UNIQUE FORM OF COMEDY AND PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.  FOR SOME UNKNOWN RESON GRANDMAS FOUND HER IRRISISTABLE.

MUHAMMED ORPAH WINFREE BECAME THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO NOT ONLY COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS, BUT TO WIN EVERY SINGLE EVENT.  SHE ATTRIBUTED THIS TO HER FEAR OF THE LECTURE SHE WOULD RECEIVE FROM HER MOTHER IF SHE WAS A FAILURE AT SOMETHING.