IN ONE SIMPLE 5 MINUTE LESSON YOU TOO CAN LEARN THE ANCIENT SECRETS OF MAKING PEOPLE GET REALLY IRATE, AND EVEN SOMETIMES BLOCK YOU FORM TALKING TO YOU ON THE INTERNET. DICKISS SHOWS YOU THE ANCIENT TECHNIQUES IN ONE QUICK AND EASY TO FOLLOW GUIDE THAT IS ON THE INTERNET FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE AND SOON YOU TOO CAN BE PISSING PEOPLE RIGHT OFF LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER. bucket of OCTOPI: what, no harassment today? it murdered me: THIS IS BETTER THAN I COULD IMAGINE bucket of OCTOPI: indeed, i'm sure. it murdered me: HOW DO YOU DO THE INVISBLE TRICK? bucket of OCTOPI: i don't know it murdered me: IS IT A MAGIC ?? it murdered me: THEN HOW DO YOU DO THAT THING WITH YOUR VOICE?? bucket of OCTOPI: i don't even know what you're talking about. so apparently it is magic. bucket of OCTOPI: what thing with your voice? it murdered me: I GUESS YOU HAVENT HERD, I AM PRESIDENT HUSSAIN OF ARMAGEDDON LOLOL bucket of OCTOPI: oh. seems to me you're also a troglodyte who doesn't know how to spell. it murdered me: I BET I AM SCAREIER IN PERSON *GROWLS* bucket of OCTOPI: i didn't say you were scary, now did i? it murdered me: IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK OF ME, OH MY, NOW I AM EMBARRASED MUCH LIKE THIS PICTURE OF A FACE THAT IS EMBARRASSED :-[ bucket of OCTOPI: lol it murdered me: ARE YOU SHINOBI? bucket of OCTOPI: no it murdered me: LIKE THE VIDEO GAME, HEH THAT WOULD BE COOL bucket of OCTOPI: i suppose it murdered me: IT WOULD BE COOL IF VIDEO GAMES WERE PEOPLE I COULD TALK TO ON THE INTERNET DO YOU OFTEN HAVE THESE FANTASY AS WELL bucket of OCTOPI: no, i don't. sorry to disappoint you. it murdered me: IT IS GLADENNING MY HEART TO KNOW I AM NOT ALONE it murdered me: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SINGING YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE bucket of OCTOPI: lol it murdered me: MAYBE WRAP COULD BE YOUR FORTE AND YOU COULD FOCUS ON TAHT bucket of OCTOPI: i do sing, in a few bands. it murdered me: DO YOU HVE HAMBURGERS IN YOUR COUNTRY? bucket of OCTOPI: wtf. you've never heard my voice what are you talking about. it murdered me: HAMBURGERS ARE GREAT, SOMETIMES YOU CAN EAT THEM WITH BOTH HANDS bucket of OCTOPI: indeed. it murdered me: IN MY COUNTRY WE CALL THEM "CHEESEBURGERS" bucket of OCTOPI: you can eat human flesh with both hands sometimes too it murdered me: THAT IS BECAUSE WE ARE MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN SOME OTHER COUNTRIES it murdered me: I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HAMBURGER IS LOLOLOLOL bucket of OCTOPI: only when they have cheese on them, eh? because they call them that everywhere, fuckass. it murdered me: FUCK YOU THEN WHAT IS A HAMBURGER CALLED IF YOU EAT IT WITH ONE HAND??? bucket of OCTOPI: it's still called a hamburger if it doesn't have cheese on it. and if it is as such, it's called a cheeseburger. it murdered me: IT IS CALLED A HAMBURGER YOU FUCK I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A FUCKING HAMBURGER IS YOU HAMBURGER BRAINS bucket of OCTOPI: now, since i said the same exact thing. i'm going to assume you're a fuckass, like i previously stated. it murdered me: IF YOU ARE SO GOOD AT HAMBURGERS WHAT IS A HAMBURGER WITH CHICKEN IN IT CALLED ??? bucket of OCTOPI: well it's not a hamburger, then, now is it? it murdered me: I COULD KICK YOUR ASS IN A HAMBURGER COMPTITION ANY DAY it murdered me: BRING IT ON MOTHERFUKCER it murdered me: FUCKING BRING I T ON bucket of OCTOPI: i'm really not worried about hamburgers, fuckass. it murdered me: FUCKING BRING IT ON it murdered me: I BET YUO DO NOT EVEN HAVE HAMBURGERS IN YOUR COUNTRY BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN SOME FUCKING STUPID COUNTRY THAT IS NOT EVEN SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE ITS OWN HAMBURGERS it murdered me: I BET IJ YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU WANT A HAMBURGER YOU HAVE TO BE ALL LIKE "CAN I GET A PASSPORT TO A NORMAL COUNTRY PLEASE SO I DONT HAVE TO EAT FOOD THAT IS FOR ASSHOLES??" bucket of OCTOPI: i bet you're really fucking foreign and people hate you because of it. bucket of OCTOPI: or you're just a fuckass. bucket of OCTOPI: either way, i'm going to be right. it murdered me: I BET THE ONLY BURGERS THEY SERVE IN YOUR COUNTRY ARE LIKE "NIGGER SPERM BURGERS" bucket of OCTOPI: wow, that was offensive it murdered me: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY?? bucket of OCTOPI: i was being sarcastic you fucking fuckass it murdered me: SO YOU HATE NIGGERS>?>? bucket of OCTOPI: no, i don't it murdered me: YOU JUST SAID YOU DID it murdered me: I HAVE IT ON MY SCREEN IN WRITING bucket of OCTOPI: apparently YOU live in a country where it's okay to be racist. but if you lived here, someone would kill you. oh god, i would be devastated. it murdered me: IS THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A KLU KLUX KLAN?? bucket of OCTOPI: oh did i? fuckass. bucket of OCTOPI: someone would kill you because you keep saying the n-word. bucket of OCTOPI: ignorant fuck. it murdered me: I DONT THINK NIGGERS WOULD KILL ME FUCKASS, BECAUSE NIGGERS ARE FRIENDLY PEACE LOVING PEOPLE FUCKASS, NOT LIKE YOU RACIST FUCKASS WHO ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS EAT CHICKEN BURGERS AND KILL RACIST NIGGERS FUCKASS bucket of OCTOPI: well since you keep calling them 'niggers' i think they would at least forcibly hit your head against a hard surface, shithead. it murdered me: BECAUSE THEY ARE ALLERGIC TO WORDS?? bucket of OCTOPI: because that word has a horrible connotation. it murdered me: IF THEY KILL PEOPLE FOR SAYING THE WORD NIGGER THAT JUST GOES TO PROVE MORE THAN ANYTHING THAT THEY ARE ALL DIRTY UNEDUCATED VIOLENT FUCKS WHO SHOULD BE WIPED OFF THE PLANET bucket of OCTOPI: you're an idiot. bucket of OCTOPI signed off at 2:10:19 AM. 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