THE STORY OF CAKE

BY BARRY

One pleasant afternoon atop magical Mount Marshmallow...

"HELLO BARRY WE HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU."

"OKAY KELLEY AND NICK WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?"

"WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU LIKE CAKE!!"

"DANG I HAD BETTER THINK THIS OVER ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!"

"DID SOMEBODY SAY CAKE?" (DING)

"PERSONALLY I THINK CAKE IS MALIGNANTLY OBSCUTRIATING! (PLUS I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU LANE. GOOD THING YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR INTERNET LOL)"

"YES I THINK I LIKE CAKE TOO!"

"JUST IMAGINE IT, JOSH - CAKE!!"
"CAKE!!"

"I ONLY LIKE BEER AND NICK. PLEASE KEEP YOUR CAKE AWAY."

"GOSH NOW I REALLY DONšT KNOW GUYS!" (LOOK WHAT BARRY CAN DO WITH LEGS)

"OMG CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!! IT MAKES ME JUMP!"

"OH MY WORD!!"

"WELL OKAY! I GUESS I LOVE CAKE A LOT!!"

"HEY BEN, WHAT ABOUT YOU BROTHER?"

"YES WHAT WILL BEN THINK OF CAKE?"