 | WRECK: | i wonder what rain is like in space. |
| WRECK: | mankind will never know |
| JIXBY: | YOU'RE ON A ROLL TONIGHT, MY FRIEND |
| WRECK: | i wish i was in charge of star wars 3 |
| WRECK: | i would fuck it up so much |
| JIXBY: | HAHA |
| JIXBY: | ME TOO! |
| WRECK: | i would film th ewhole thing in my garage |
| WRECK: | and i would use toy lightsabers |
| WRECK: | and it'd be awesome |
| WRECK: | OMG |
| JIXBY: | I WOULD BE LIKE LETTING A BABY BE PRESIDENT |
| WRECK: | you can be darth 8-) |
| WRECK: | DARTH COOL ASS |
| WRECK: | and i will be obi won suck |
| WRECK: | YES! |
| WRECK: | and we will have light saber duel of the fates |
| WRECK: | and then we will bang natalie portman |
| JIXBY: | WE SHOULD MAKE THIS :-) |
| WRECK: | she plays princess imadolla |
| WRECK: | and gets banged |
| WRECK: | and alf will be in it 8-) |
| JIXBY: | HAHAHHAHAHAH |
| WRECK: | THAT WOULD RULE |
| JIXBY: | JAMESMAN THAT MADE ME LOL |
| WRECK: | HAHA afl says "YO!" |
| WRECK: | and he has a lgithsaber |
| WRECK: | and repalces yoda as president of th ejedi |
| JIXBY: | WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE THIS |
| WRECK: | he says "I AM PRESIDENT OF THE JEDI! YO!" |
| WRECK: | and he eats obi won's cat :-( |
| JIXBY: | WE'D PUT AS LITTLE STAR WARS HUMOR AS WE CAN |
| WRECK: | YEAH |
| WRECK: | like none |
| WRECK: | like even if we did... |
| WRECK: | it'd be totally wrong star wars references |
| WRECK: | to piss off all the star wars fans |
| JIXBY: | TOALLY |
| WRECK: | and we'd quote planet of the apes |
| WRECK: | hahahaha |
| JIXBY: | We'll get it mixed up with Star Treck |
| JIXBY: | YEAH! 8-) |
| WRECK: | HAHAHAHAH |
| WRECK: | to bodly go where no ewok has gone before |
| JIXBY: | I love going into threads and just saying "CRIME!!" |
| WRECK: | YES |
| WRECK: | where? |
| WRECK: | OMg |
| JIXBY: | http://pub27.ezboard.com/fthebasement44217frm12.showMessage?topicID=346.topic |
| WRECK: | i am crime master |
| WRECK: | you are ff woodycooks |
| JIXBY: | CRIME IS BITTER, ICE CREAM'S SWEET 8-) |
| WRECK: | awesome |
| WRECK: | i would so love to fuck up star wars |
| JIXBY: | Me too |
| WRECK: | make totally fucked up star wars jokes |
| WRECK: | that would piss off fans so fucking much |
| JIXBY: | And it'd be the ONE movie that is totally fucked |
| WRECK: | like say the death star is around tattoine |
| WRECK: | of some wrong shit |
| WRECK: | YEAH |
| WRECK: | the best one |
| WRECK: | mispronounce things |
| WRECK: | and it'd rule |
| JIXBY: | We could put Starboy from Home Movies in it ;-) |
| WRECK: | we'll put fabio in it too |
| JIXBY: | AND EVIL GEORGE WASHINGTOn :-) |
| WRECK: | YES! |
| WRECK: | AWESOME |
| WRECK: | no one would get it |
| JIXBY: | I know |
| WRECK: | and cris rock! |
| WRECK: | in place of samuel jackson |
| WRECK: | and samuel jackson plays the guy from pulp fiction |
| WRECK: | ahahahah |
| JIXBY: | NO NO CHRIS TUCKER |
| JIXBY: | AND WE'D HAVE NSYNC PLAY EVERY SINGLE BIT CHARACTER |
| WRECK: | james earl jones could actually be darth vader |
| WRECK: | people would be like. "he's black" |
| WRECK: | wtf? |
| WRECK: | HAHAHAHA |
| WRECK: | AWESOME |
| WRECK: | chris tucker would rule |
| WRECK: | make him lando |
| JIXBY: | AND JACKIE CHAN |
| WRECK: | jsut becaus eit would be retarded |
| WRECK: | hhahahaha |
| WRECK: | hahahahah |
| WRECK: | YES OF COURSE |
| WRECK: | hahah chris tucker as lando |
| WRECK: | that would so rule |
| JIXBY: | AND WE'D MAKE OSAMA BIN LADEN JOKES |
| WRECK: | hahaha |
| WRECK: | yeah |
| WRECK: | we'd make it 4 hours long |
| JIXBY: | BUT AN HOUR OF IT WOULD BE JUST WHEN SOMEBODY LEFT THE CAMERA RUNNING :-( |
| WRECK: | hahahaha |
| WRECK: | the last hour |
| WRECK: | johnny knoxville could guest star |
| WRECK: | with some midgets |
| JIXBY: | YEAH |
| WRECK: | and the skateboard naked |
| WRECK: | around the death star |
| JIXBY: | We'd fuck it up so much |
| WRECK: | we'd ruin the whole trilogy thing forever |
| WRECK: | it would rule |
| JIXBY: | LETS DO IT 8-) |
| WRECK: | totally |
| WRECK: | when we leave the camera on |
| WRECK: | we'll jsut hit on natalie portman |
| WRECK: | it will rule |
| JIXBY: | We should do this conversation up as a page for sad dad |
| WRECK: | we'll stay in character even |
| WRECK: | and she won't |
| WRECK: | because the take is over |
| WRECK: | YEAH |
| JIXBY: | that way you could say you wrote something |
| WRECK: | :-( |
| JIXBY: | :-( |
| JIXBY: | YOU SEE WRECK??? IT'S NOT THAT HARD >:o |
