THAT IS MEXIACN FOR "TORCH YOUR TOES"

I WILL TEACH YOU TO CATCH MICE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO

THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET HIM TO UNLOCK HIS JAW IS IF YOU PUT A FINGER IN HIS BUTT

HOT DOG TIME

NO.

HOW SEXY IS TOO SEXY???

THIS IS

OH DAD YOU ARE A REAL FART FACTORY

SNOOPY IS A SLUT OF COURSE :slut

NEXT TIME I'LL PUT IT ON MY WIENER

BEING BORN HURTS

YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS

LEARN YOU ALL HOW TO PEE

ONE STEP FURTHER