How to be a jerk at work

theres lots of jerks at worK >:O too bad i'm quiting my JOB

ps i got lots of help for this page but heres my list of how to be ajerk at work


1. BE A DRUG DEALER

all the jerks and scumbaga at work are drug dealers and they always need to take breaks and they always answer their phones eventhough they arent supposed to >_<

2. THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN

Another good way to be a jerk at work is to alaways be saying "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN" sarcastically whenever they see me doing something that is NOT FUN i swear to betsy if i hear somebody say that one more time i will go to bed early ;_;

3. Be a cute girl that laughsa t all my jokes but then go and get pregent from some other guy and leaaaaave

:(

thats all i can think of but guses what the best buds club really stepped up to the challenge and helped me think of some omore! HERE THEY ARE


FROM BOBO ADOBO:

4. Tell everyone you meet whether it be customers or co workers who don't know any better that you are a manager even though you aren't and you don't supervise shit, and when customers complain push your co workers out of the way and pretend that you are qualified or able to handle the situation even though you obviously aren't.

5. steal from the cash register

6. roll your eyes and sigh whenever a customer asks you something

7. take a lunch break but then after you eat lunch just sit in the back room for an hour gossiping instead of going back to work


booooring heres some from PILLWO FIGHT

- ask for a bathroom pass alot but its only cuz your bored and you just sit in the 8th grade bathroom on the windowsill (dont smoke anything though)

-go to the nurse she might send you home, (be sure to get your homeowkr before you dont want to be sloppy)

- bring hamsters and keep them in your locker!!

- just copy homework from, your friends (make some smart frineds)

- ask the teacher to separate the dumb girls who talk too much!!!

- write the answers to tests on the inside of your arm (roll yoour sweater up), or some people write it on the hem of their skirt

- idk


GREAT SH*T pillow fight that was really fantastic MISTER FARTS gots something to say:

SENBD YOURSELF MONEY AND THEN PRETEND SOMEONE ELSE SENT IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING

GO ONA SPENDING SPREE AT THE CASH SUPERMARKET THEN LEAVE YOUR WALLET AT HOME


BREAK WIND (DOWN WIND) HAHA HOMO ERECTUS

GO ON TELEVISION AND DO A RADIO SHOW PANTEMIME

PCIK FLOWERS MAKE THEM WILT AND THEN GO TO THE FLOWER SHOP AND GET MONEY FOR THEM



TELL DUMB PEOPLE THEY ARE SMART AND THEN INVITE THEM TO A PARTY THAT DOESNT EXIST FOR INETLLECTUALS AND TELL THEM IF THEY CANT FIND THE PARTY THEN THEY MUST BNE A FUCKING RETARD


whered we get this guy!! heres trail of music:
When a customer says they want to be taken off the list make them wait like 15 seconds before you tell the manager to take them off the list!




















I'M A TELEMARKERTT;____________;
whut a f*g