THINGS I HATE WHEN TV SHOWS DO

make jokes about how its a tv show liek they say 'what are you doing here" and they say 'i'm in every episode!"

when actors play more than one character in different episodes (maybe show a picture fo that one dicksucker here)

GET CANCELD

some more

when characters have a dream about [cindy crawford] at the beach and wake up with a mouth full of sand

holidays

drew carey

jokes about too many flashbacks

WHEN EVERYONE ALWAYS HAS BRAND NEW DESIGNER CLOTHES AND THE BOTTOMS OF THEIR SHOES ARE ALWAYS CLEAN AND THEY NEVER WEAR THE SAME THING TWICE

cussing

KISSING - YUCK !

whne everoyne has a new g/f every week!!!

when the kdis wanna go toa Filter concert

when someone gest killed and everyoens like "we're the polcie"

when mulder dosen't kiss skully ;_;

TINY DEVIL AND TINY ANGEL DREW CAREYS ON DREW CAREY'S SHOULDERS

BODY SHOTS

SOMEONE ATE A LOT

A FICTION SHOW WHERE THE CAMERA IS IN THE WATER WITH SURFERS AND WATER SPLASHES ON THE LENSE (SUMMERLAND)

when people in the show have their own show (like full house and fresh prince and larry sanders )

when the family decides to make a family courtroom in the living room and they let baby be the judge!!!!!!

laong pauses for cheers of approval & whooping & hollering

when therse a foreigner on the show

when the fonzie comes out and doesn't say "ayyyyyyyyahh!"

when they pretend to talk on the phone and the off-the-hook alarm goes off and they get embarassed!

when the girl dresses like a wh*re

when the boy doesnt make the sports team!

when the dog dies!

when the dad gets replaced by someone fat

when the mom finds a large money and tries to spend it under the husbands nose

when the aunt and uncle live with the family and get each other pregnant

when the grandma isnt welcome in the home

when the grandpa dies!

i hate it when they have fights with the neighbors!!

and when the boy finds a puppy/kitty and goes "can i keeeeeeep it "

when teenagers have s*x

any teenagars!!

and also i hate it when tv shows sing at the begining "where canan you gooooo when the world dfont treat you rigght?? the answer is hoooooem"

and i hate it when ashlee spimspon is on it

when cartman's mean to kyle im jewish and thats not cool come on matt and trey>_<;;

cell phones

I LIKE TV SHOWS ABOUT ADS AND ARE ALL LIIE, HEY GUESS, WHAT WE GOT SOME MORE ADDS THAN YOU CAN COUNT, COUNT THEM I DEARE YOU HAHAH "ADD"

when two characters say something in a conversation and then a different character who wasn't there references it

crushing a soda can before you finish!

when they switch lives for a day :/

when the dog talks except dogs can't really talk so it's just a voice-over for the dog even though the dog's lips aren't moving and it's really what the dog is just thinking which is BULLSHIT

- when there is a running joke in every episode except it isn't a joke it's just a stupid opportunity for the under-sexed housewife to say "oh yeah THAT really happened" like something like "al bundy ran for six touchdowns in a football game in high school!"

- when shows are "married with children"

- when shows are supposed to take place in completely arbritrary places like how Step by Step was supposed to take place in Wisconsin but it always seemed like the show was being filmed in Los Angeles, like it would be February and 80 degrees in Wisconsin, wtf step by step

- when flavor of the minute musical guests' tour buses break down in front of the family's house and walk right in the front day and say "hi I'm avril lavigne and my bus broke down" and then there is a laugh track applause that is WAY too long, and PS this usually happens when one of the fucking children in the family are trying to sell candy bars to go to the BIG avril lavigne concert, but they can't get tickets cause they are shitty salesman, and then the parent says "oh well Avril lavigne is not just going to walk through that front door" but OH SHIT SURPRISE

- when they make topical puns like "oh whats that smell in the bathroom?" "oh it must be the weapons of ASS destruction!" "oh we found them!"

- when tv shows try to have poignant social stands like they are ripping off All in the Family, except the stunning and not at all funny social issues they cover are always shit like "you shouldn't make fun of retards" or "black people are people too" or "give gay people a chance, why don't you?"

- when tv shows fucking suck, which is like ALWAYS, GOD!!

when somebody has a nightmare, then somebody else wants to scare them by dressing up like the monster from the nightmare and they look EXACLTY like that ... HOWD YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT LOOK LIKED... WERE YOU *IN* THE NIGHTMARE OR SOMETHING??

when they look through a camcorder and looks all fake

when they sit around a table and SMOKE POT

when they are in high school but its like theyre never even in SCHOOL theyre in the hallwaysa ALL THE ITME

when they sing +dance

when meadow gets a nosejob wtf??

when girl skiss each other (it makes me feel guilty :/)

when they replace that one girl in Roseanne with another actor and nobody even blinks

when shows make references to "shit kids like" like 12 years after all kids stop liking that shit, like power rangers or pokemon, and its like wtf now a days kids only like Yu Gi Oh

when there is a token black guy who always acts more white than any of the crackers

when the alarm goes off for a second and its like "OWOWW!!"

when they cut their arms..