MY IDEA FOR A CARTOON TV SHOW
By Bobo Q. Adobo

My idea for a cartoon show is about a break-dancing ninja robot who fights crime and his name is Slammurai. You see, it is a combination of the words "samurai" and "slam," and therefore it is quite clever that I combined them the way I did. Other words might appear to be able to be combined but would not have as good results. For example you might notice that the word samurai is also similar to the word "sandwich," or as it is pronounced phonetically, "sammich." But if you combined them you would end up with the word "Sammichurai," and that sounds really bad, so what are you fucking retarded or something? Why don't you just leave the combining of words to me, asshole?

Anyhow here is the relevant backstory that I made up for Slammurai, as all cartoon TV show stars require one. I believe that Slammurai first made a cameo appearance on the cartoon TV show "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" in 1988. The turtles were fighting Rocksteady and Bebop, in my scenario, and then a robot wearing an Adidas jumpsuit came out doing the dance "the robot" (lol get it?) to the beat of a Run DMC song, except it wasn't really a Run DMC song but rather a cheap imitation because they couldn't afford to get the rights to use a Run DMC song, and for the same reason it wasn't an Adidas jumpsuit but one that looked like an Adidas Jumpsuit, except it didn't say Adidas and the Adidas logo was upsidedown and had an extra strip or something, because that way they didn't have to pay Adidas royalties for using their logo, pretty smart huh?

Anyway Slammurai comes out and beats up the bad guys with his ninja sword, which is connected to his beat box via a cord because he fights with his sword to the beat of the generic Run DMC beats, and he's all talking street circa 1988 so he's all like "yo yo yo we kicking it all like MC Sham and cutting up the baddies all like Grandmaster Flash be cutting up some white lines, yo yo yo," except he's a robot so although he talks like that and says things like that, his voice is all like a robot, so he sounds like Stephen Hawkings wheelchair.

So then I propose that even though this never actually happened, it in fact did actually happen because it happened in my TMNT fan fiction pretty slick, huh? So now I believe Slammurai should get his own spin-off show where he is the star and doesn't have to share the spot light with those Ninja Turtles, because they are fucking bastards. I mean come on have you ever seen that show it is SOOOO stupid, like here is what I am talking about: ok so some radioactive ooze spilled on some pet store turtles and some old karate guy in the sewer right? But what happened was that the turtles became like turtle people and became super smart, but the karate guy stayed like a regular person but turned into a rat person, what the hell is up with that? So it turns everybody into a smart-as-a-human anthropomorphic animal monster regardless of what they were originally? It just seems to me that splinter got sort of screwed I mean the turtles got all big and smarter but he just turned into a rat man, you'd think he'd also be like 40-feet tall or something.

Oh and one more thing Slammurai carries around a broken-down and folded-up cardboard box with him at all times so that when he feels like breakin' he can just unfold it into a mat and then dance on it, because it's much better to dance on that then on the filthy floor of the bus station or whatever.

Seriously I think this show can be a good one I am thinking of getting an online petition together so that I can get signatures to send to a network to get this show made, I mean if they had enough names from people on the internet they would pretty much have to make it right?