MillionDollaBab3: god, 10 times out of 10 jokes involving mirrors are a hit
Buxx69: its more of a 80's homage then a mirror joke
Buxx69: but it still was funny
Buxx69: he left a kiss mark at the end right?
MillionDollaBab3: No
MillionDollaBab3: It's just a mirror joke
Buxx69: swing and a miss
MillionDollaBab3: I actually based it off of that AIDS thing
Buxx69: philidelphia?
MillionDollaBab3: two AIDS stories use it
MillionDollaBab3: no
MillionDollaBab3: things that teachers say
MillionDollaBab3: "I had this friend..."
MillionDollaBab3: you know?
Buxx69: no
MillionDollaBab3: okay
MillionDollaBab3: here's them
Buxx69: explain
MillionDollaBab3: So listen this guy I know
MillionDollaBab3: you gotta be careful, cause this guy I know
MillionDollaBab3: he was on a date
MillionDollaBab3: at the movies, and he felt a little sharp pain on his arm in the middle of it, but he didn't say anything, it was gone soon
MillionDollaBab3: so he goes home with the girl and they DON'T have sex
MillionDollaBab3: but she sleeps there
MillionDollaBab3: and when he wakes up his mirror says "YOU HAVE AIDS"
MillionDollaBab3: in lipstick
MillionDollaBab3: and then the second story goes
MillionDollaBab3: there's no date
MillionDollaBab3: but he goes home and he DOES sleep with her
MillionDollaBab3: and he wakes up and it says
MillionDollaBab3: "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS" in lipstick
Buxx69: those are haunting
Buxx69: those people are more evil then terrorists
MillionDollaBab3: WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLDS OF AIDS
Buxx69: thats like when someone raches into a phone coin slot and the got pricked
Buxx69: and there a little paper in there and it say YOU HAVE AIDS YOU GONNA DIE
MillionDollaBab3: One time my friend was going to the store and he got an apple
MillionDollaBab3: and it was halloween
MillionDollaBab3: and there was a razorblade
MillionDollaBab3: and he cut himself on it
MillionDollaBab3: it was in the apple
MillionDollaBab3: and inside of the razorblade written in blood was AIDS over and over again
Buxx69: that reminds me of a story
MillionDollaBab3: he was okay though, he just had to get a few stiches
Buxx69: one time my friend got a free helicopter ride
MillionDollaBab3: AIDS however is untreatable
MillionDollaBab3: so he died
Buxx69: and they flew all the way from chicago to elgin
Buxx69: and hes eating an apple
Buxx69: and he accidently drops in outside of the helicopter
Buxx69: and the pilot says whoops
Buxx69: thats the story
MillionDollaBab3: Well this one time my dog ran away
Buxx69: oh wait
MillionDollaBab3: and I chased after her
Buxx69: i forgot
MillionDollaBab3: continue
Buxx69: the crash into a van full of aids
MillionDollaBab3: oh gosh dude
Buxx69: *they
MillionDollaBab3: anyway, so I'm chasing my dog
MillionDollaBab3: she has an apple in her mouth
Buxx69: it was a big van with the words aids on it :-(
Buxx69: sorry continue
MillionDollaBab3: and I keep chasing her for 10 minutes all day
MillionDollaBab3: and then I finally catrch her
MillionDollaBab3: and I go where am I
MillionDollaBab3: and this girl grabs me by the face and says WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AIDS and she kissed me and we got married
MillionDollaBab3: we had a fight one time and she cried
MillionDollaBab3: and she cried in my mouth
MillionDollaBab3: so I got AIDS
Buxx69: That's a nice pickup line
Buxx69: that reminds me of the time my grandpa was making aids
Buxx69: i mean eggs
MillionDollaBab3: oh yeah I remember that time, don't go on
MillionDollaBab3: I want to tell mine
Buxx69: well PARDON
MillionDollaBab3: okay so I'm 18 years old at the time and I'm an intern at the whitehouse. The secretary was talking to a bunch of ius and asked, "are you the President's aides?" and we all look at each othe rocnfudes, and then she's like, "oh no haha wait no, I mean..." and we're like "ohh ya haha okay" and then she throws a flask of AIDS blood on us
MillionDollaBab3: and she wrote in lipstick "the president will see you now, aids" on the window
MillionDollaBab3: she had previously done this
MillionDollaBab3: so it was already written
MillionDollaBab3: all she had to do was open the blinds
MillionDollaBab3: so she did
MillionDollaBab3: and we saw it and cried
MillionDollaBab3: because we couldn't read it, she wrote it on the outside and it was backwards, we thought the AIDS made us unable to read
MillionDollaBab3: and then the cop that patrols the whitehouse bursts in panting
MillionDollaBab3: and he says HEY I SAW YOU WRITING ON THE WINDOW OUTISDE
MillionDollaBab3: she wasn't allowed to do this!
MillionDollaBab3: so she got arrested
Buxx69: for what
Buxx69: writing on the mirror
Buxx69: or giving aids
MillionDollaBab3: climbing on the outside of the whitehouse
Buxx69: oh my mistake
Buxx69: that reminds of the time i was hanging out with magic johnson and this woman comes up and stabs him with an aids ridden knife and goes "Welcome to the wonderful world of Aids" and then magic laughs and goes WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BASKETBALL and he throws the basket ball at her head and she dies of aids
MillionDollaBab3: hey I think we should stop now because \one time my friend said three to five stories about AIDS that involved the phrase "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" and Bloody Mary jumped out of his mirror bleeding AIDS all over the place
MillionDollaBab3: but you wanna know something, she didn't say a word
Buxx69: that reminds me the time I stood at a mirror and made 3 criticisms about kevin smith. And he came out of the mirror and when YOU ARE INCORRECT! Then i shot him with a gun with AIDS bullets.
MillionDollaBab3: yeah, me and my friend just came back from AIDSballing
MillionDollaBab3: my camos are covered in AIDS splotches
Buxx69: So I was talking to a friend and she was all AIDS IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE.
Buxx69: And I say only a terrorist would say that and she's tried for treason and the judge says I SENTENCE YOU TO AIDS, then I said so what was that about aids being a death sentence?
MillionDollaBab3: I was in jury duty today and it was really boring, i wish I could have used AIDS as an excuse to leave
Buxx69 wants to directly connect.
MillionDollaBab3 is now directly connected.
Buxx69:

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS
MillionDollaBab3: shit