Okay Gang now here's the scoop, you all like the fourth of july right? Well now were all going to thing of fun things that are both Patriotic and Fun. Those are to things that make america cool so allright here we go!
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First up we gotta the meanest patriot this side around, heeerrrrreeeee's Tommy! Even though I'm no longer a patriot, here are some suggestions by me, Mark Riddles, on how to be one! -say hello to every flag you see -Water your bushes extra hard for it's symbolic value! -Give those guys at Abu Gharab (SPELLING?) a break you know those guys they mistreated were ALL TERRORISTS :bush -Destroy all animation programs that aren't made in america, I'M LOOKING AT YOU ANIME >: -Buy a bald eagle a toupee -Call Air America and call them a bunch of jerks Recently detained Ameen has some things that are patrotic! Hey Hound maybe you had him all wrong hahaha! -punch out terrorists, knock em cold! -Fly flags with gusto! -Do things that we can only do in America! -Think about past presidents' lives! -Pick out something flaggy to wear in the morning and then wear it all day. -Sing patriotic songs. -Burp un-patrotic song -Listen to patriotic radios! -Watch firemen do their jobs! -Get a sharp haircut! -Make lists of patriotic things to do! Woah baby, Ameen has his pulse on America, way to go! And finally here's some fun from our number 1 son, Jixby Phillips! -go to mickie ds and wish the cahsier a fantastic 4th (they're lovin it) -complain to the FCC about air america when they cuss -put up maps of america for wallpaper!!! - be safe -take diareah pills so you dont have to take a dump downhill onto a pricker bush in pitch darkness BASED ON A TRUE STORY -watch the greatest american special and boo at lincoln -retend like you dont know that its july 4th then say "just kidding, happy july 4th!" -spend the night in a haunted house FANTASTIC! Well that's all for the best buds and remember what Michael Chiklis says!  IT'S GOING TO BE A FANTASTIC FOURTHDON'T SCROLL SO LOW DOWN THIS PAGE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SPOOKED |
