The Luigi Story

Britney3576: mario is all like "hey luigi, i have to go on a big adventure and you're not coming hahaha" like in paper mario

Britney3576: and then while mario's gone, luigi stays home, eats all his food and fucks princess

Britney3576: because, bowser didn't really kidnap her

Britney3576: luigi faked it to make mario go away on some gay adventure

Britney3576: ok, princess wants to have an affair with luigi

Britney3576: so she writes a letter to mario saying "i'm kidnapped by bowser go kick his ass"

Britney3576: so mario goes through like a million levels to get to bowser

Britney3576: and bowser was just like sitting at home minding his business

Britney3576: and the whole time, luigi was fucking princess and spending all mario's coins on smack

Britney3576: good story