THE ALL-FUNNY JOKES PAGE

i've been reading the guestbook lately and i've noticed a few things that i feel that i should respond to!

john polly writes: f*cking great website b*tch haha just kidding but seriously this is the greatest website int he world!!!! I like it a lot and give it a million points!!

john (not polly tho!) writes: I too think this is a great website and award it a million ps this page would be great if it had an all-funny jokes page!

First of all CONGRATULATIONS GUYS we have TWO MILLION POINTS!!!! and second of all you are absolutely right this page needs an all-funny jokes page and thats what this is with jokes sent to us from all over the web!

LET THE JOKES BEGIN

Q: why did the computor have a cold
A: it was having a megabite problem ;_;

Q: why did the dinosaur loose his leg
A: he lost it in a dino-war!

Q: what is jixby doing awake at 5 AM
A: the backstroke!

Q: wh did the little girl cry on the playground
A: because she couldnt find her mom!
sent to us from mr adventure

Q: why did the dog run away from home
A: youd run away from home too if you were a dog!
sent to us from mr adventure

Q: what did the coffee say to the kroller donut and pastry!!!
A: get awya from me you sickos
sent to us from mr adventure

Q: what did the cuss say to the kid
A: *bleep!*
sent to us from mr adventure

Q: how many ties does it take to make a dad say "no more ties please!"
A: one but if he remebers last year, none!
sent to us from mr adventure