hello my name is jixby phillips and i collect tapse of snl cast memebrs being interviewed by the peopel they immiate while immitating them!! !

so fa ri have got:

mike myers as dieter being interviewed by a dieter
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norm macdonads as larry king being interviewed by larry king

garry shandling

eddie murphey

coanan obrien

some more

also i collect stories from my buds like when galen went to niagra falls and he told me he almost puked from seeing lesbian couples feeding each other fish at a public out-in-the-open resturant

also i have every episode of saturday night live on tape!!!

if you ever need any dont be afraid to come over and borrow a tape!

-jixbsy phillisp

bonus story

heres a bonus story about how i quit my job

FACEketball: i gave them my letter and was like its kinda sad but i gotta give you THIS!
FACEketball: thats how i quit lol
FACEketball: then she was like your going to school right thatsll be cool how exciting well i hope you do come back next summer etc etc and i was like do i need to get my handstamped for reentry hahah jokes and shes like GIVE ME A HUG RAWR

-jixby phillips