SO, YOUALWAYS WANTED TO CATCH ON FIRE RIGHT? WELL YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE
THIS IS THE HOME FOR PEOPLE FOR CATCHING ON FIRE, HEY IT HAPPENS, RIGHT?

OKAY, TO START OFF WE NEED TO SOEM BASIC SAFETY MEASURES TODAY WE ARE USING CENTIMETERS BUT YOU CAN USE LITRES CAUCASIONS OR BOTH, RIGHT?

OKAY, FOR STARTERS LETS LAY OUT SOME GROUND RULES, EVERYONE NEEDS GROUND RULES, RIGHT?

SO YOU HAVE GOT YOURSELF ON FIRE ALL BY YOURSELF NOW YOU NEED SOMEONE TO PUT YOU OUT RIGHT? YOU WOULD RING THE FIRE BRIGADE RIGHT? WRONG!! NEVER RING THE FIRE BRIGADE!!!THEY WILL ONLY TEACH YOU BAD HABITS AND TRY AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT CATCH AGAIN AND EVEN WORSE THEY MAY EVEN DOUSE YOU!! DO NOT TRUST THEM,!!!!! THEY HATE CATCHIES ON FIRE THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY AND NOT TO BE APPROACHED!!!

D O NOT APPORAOCH THE FIRE MAN!!!!

I REPTAER, FIREMAN IS ENEMY NO 1 FOR CATCH ON FIRE, RIGHT???

NOW WE HAVE A GOOD FIRE STARTIED ON YOUR PERSONS NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO STOP READING THIS BIT OF INTERNET AND GO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW FIRE!!!!!

CATCH ON FIRE MAY NOT FOR BE EVERYONE BUT IT IS DEFINATELY WORTH DOING AND IT CAN ALSO BE DONE IN FRIENDS OR IN AMNIMAL SITUTAIONS, BUT NEVER CALL THE FIREMAN, HAVE FUN CATCHIES, CATCGH YOU LATER (ON FIRE)