a web pgae for my dad! and maybe yours jk

it must be fathers day

things my dad likse:

the old west

my dad really likes the old west so much that he has a owboy hat and a big belt buckle and he wears cowboy boots, he grew up on a farm!

sience fiction

my dad really likes the science fiction so much that he watches it on the television and he likes star trek a lot but not enough to stop dressing like a cowboy!

rules

my dad really likes rules so much that if he had his way the entire world would tell him where htey are going and when theyll be back!

licorice

my dad really likes licorice because it tatset good!

his children

my dad really likes hi s children even though theyre f*ck ups

my odl mom

my dad really likes my old mom!

things dad doesnt like

drugs

my dad doesnt care for drugs he thinks that theyre a deda end road

lies

my dad hates lies he gets really made at you if you lie to him and he finds lout, so mad that he takes off his glasses and rubs hsi eyes i bet

divorce

my dad is not a big fan of divorce

my new mom(aka divrorced mom!)

this is the same mom only liberated from the oppressive yoke taht is almost three decades of being married to a cowboy that likes science fiction aka my dad

the end