my weibsite about beetlejuice the cartoon!

"its showtime!" beetlejuice acme from ancient times back before when movies were in color *pictured above

when people began to cathc on he could not go anywwhere without being recognized, not even his favorite hot spot universal studios aws safe

he could not hold a single rocking grave yard revue without millions of fans coming to see it. it forced him to add topical jokes abotu south park ("respect my authoritah!") and a bawdy story or two about what ists like to have kids (GHOULISH)

finally his dream come true a sitfom with his name on it in this episode beetluejuice gets lucky

finally it all came crasihing down to shambles when the cartoon came out it was met to GRAVE reviews, like this one from our very own mr adventure: "what was up with betelgeuse guys i mean first he was all "nice f*cking model *hjonk honk*" but in the cartoons he's all "magillcutty and sassafrass massah lydia when is we is gonna be goin down the mississippi! oh simple skelinton i is bein sorry to play the voodoo on you but i is awful boreds without massahs orders oh i is dreadfully hungry i wish i had some grubs ta eats maybe i will tease that un dog that bothers me somethin fierce why is you be mad massah lydia beetlejuice knows what his name is right and proper beetlejuice knows his christian name massha"" (reprinted with permission from the new y ork harold daily"

beetlejuice you are beetle dead to me CLICK HERE TO GO BACK TO THE MAIN BEETLEJUICE WEBSITE FOR FANS