by Space Bill Cosby, in space

Why hello, Nick at Nite in space executives! Thank you for letting me into your cosmic television space station to let me, the greatest comedian in the history of the galaxy with the most popular astro sitcom ever a hyuck hyuck hyuck, to tell you about this WONDERFUL idea for a television TV show I's got for your network, now I know you only usually show old shows at the nighttime after the Nickelodeon gets done with the space Spongebob and the cosmic Rugrats, and that you's usually only shows old reruns of space sitcoms that ain't on the air no more like Astral Full House and Cosmo Roseanne or that wonderful show I made, but hey there now listen to me cause this idea is a great one, in space!

Now ya see, the show is called "Space Fatherhood" ya hear, and it is a very original idea about a space dad who has to deal with all the wild and wacky and crazy and cosmic exploits and shenanigans of his wacky astro children! Like, oh boy, watch out cause his son is starting to imitate the galactic gangster rap singers that he is seeing on the VHI, and WOW his wife is mad at him because he left the toilet seat up and he's not sticking to the interplanetary diet she is making him do, a HOLY COW, can ya believe that?

But ya see, the space kids nowadays just won't respond to a fresh new show that teaches them valuable intergalactic family lessons while entertaining them, because they gots all that universal A.D.D. stuff and they is always playing with the space games with all crazy names like "You Gee OH!" which is all so silly oh be ba sheeba do!" So I've decided that since all these young astronauts are all goo-goo over these them "cartoons" like the Rocky and the Bullwinkle and the funny rabbit with the carrot and the Tom the Cat and the Jerry the Mouse, that this show might as well be a space cartoon so that the dang gummed kids will watch it!

So you see, the show is an animated television show, in space, and it stars a galactic family with a real funny name, a hoy wow de wow! See, their space name is the Bindlebeeps, a har har harsh! Ain't that a real funny type silly name, in space? Anyway, the family has a Dad, who is a space doctor, which is a real original type idea that has never been done at all in the history of space television, especially in any shows that I've done did. Also there's a mom in the family, who is like a real strong-type woman, not like a feminist or anything but she is real smart at cleaning the house and paying the bill, a sheeba shooba sheeba!

And then you see now the astro family gots three space kids, there's the oldest daughter who is all like a space teenager and she's got all these space teenager type problems, like she is starting to go on galactic dates with boys and she's got to get herself a part-time astro job to pay for all of her cosmo shoes, WOW isn't that just plain funny no matter who you is? And then there's like this space boy who is not a teenager yet so he is all into like the cosmic gross stuff like space frogs and space boogers, isn't that space hilarious!? And then there's this little girl who is like a toddler and actually she is kind of just there to look cute and isn't really a character but she's there anyway, and also there is a space dog who is always getting into all types of intergalactic trouble, A WOO WHO HO!

And then you see there they's learns new space lessons every week, like for example the kids one week are all having trouble deciding what to get the dad for interplanetary father's day, cause he is all like sick you see of getting ties, A HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK, so they end up making him a space card themselves which shows their space love for him. And also during the space lessons being learned the dog (which I am thinking of naming Astro the dog but I am open to ideas, a garsh) is all doing all this wacky stuff like he is being afraid of the space vacuum cleaner and is trying to chase all the space cats but they are outsmarting him, HAHA, funny right?

What? You don't think it's original? You think that, even in space, this idea is stupid and has been done a thousand space times, and even if I just add a dog and make it a cartoon then it's still not original? Well, that's YOUR space opinion, but just so you know you won't have to work to sell advertising during the space commercial breaks, as I already have cosmic advertising contracts with space Jell-O pudding and intergalactic Kodak film, so you're already making money no matter how bad, in space, this awful show is! Then it's a space deal, A SHEEBA SHOOBA DABBA DEEBBA!!