hey was sup yall, its me hollering at ya, the smoke weed and get high all the time everyday man who also wrote a bunch of scary stories and invented the american macabre short story genre, wrighting another column about how yall should also smoke and get high all the time too :420
anywho back to the matter at hand, i think we can all agree that all the best television shows are made by stoners and for stoners this is soemthing everybody knows, like all those funny shows on television liek south park or sea lab or aqua teen hunger force they are all totally so crazy and random and sh*t that it is obvious that the people making them were all totally high, that is so obvious only somebody who has their mind opened by the ganj can come up with something so hilarious, i sso funny :420
every sunday night when sea lab comes on me and my crew lite up a fresh bowl of the green bud and pass it around (for smoking it) and we laugh our ass*s off, sea lab is so crazy and random and it just doesnt make any sense andt thats what really funny and thats something you gotta be stoned not only to liek, but to even make :420 shrooms are cool too
but its not just the comedy stuff that are so much better, for instance you shuold read some of my stories when yuo're high, i know i certanely rote it when i was high lol :420, all that scary stuff is just totally from liek being paranoid when yuor high and its just so much more intence if yuor high, if you dont take my word for it then just get baked and read my storie "the pit and the pendulum" when your high, you will be freaking out lol :420 joints 4 all yall
but this is all like basic knowlege, i think we all already know this, but the other day i was sitting in my parents basement, totally just baked and chilling out with some string cheese incident, all like miming the guitar licks with my fingers and i think iw as doing a pretty good job of it eevn though i dont know how to play guitar, but man i was going so awesome to the music i bet i totally could jam out even without like formel music lessons, its totally the herb man it makes me see the music so well :420 its the best thing that ever happened to me
anyway i was totally getting the munchies, so i got some fruit roll ups and they were seriously the best thing i was ever eating, i was all like "mmmmm yeah aw right mmmm thats so good" all stuffing em in my mouth. and thats when it hit me; most food is totally made for and by stoners who are high :420
did i mention i wrote "the black cat" :420
anyway so it totally makess ense that food is something exclusively for stoners, i mean i have come to the conclueshin that the followign food are invented for sotners becus they taste so much better if you are stoned: pizza, tacos, fruit roll ups, hamburgers, cake, thanksgiving dinner, snack cakes, lunch meats, fruit, junk food, chips, nachos, italian food, sushi, also their is like a whole lot more, i wrote it down in a list but i lost it when i was stoned an i forgot where i put it :420
an also it is completely obvious that stoners all made these foods, cause nobody except someone who has totally got the munchies could come up with some of this crazy stuff, like pizza for example, wtf that is like pizza dough with smashed up tomatos and cheese and also some meat toppings on it, that doesnt make sense at all you know whoever made that whas totally smoking something :420
theyre, now you know that stoners are responsible for all the greatest inventions of all time, like food :420 now if you'll excuse me, ive got to go finish writing "the colloquy of monos and una" and "the thousand and second tale of scheherazade" :420 get high way too much
by Edgar Allen Poe, author and pot head