I DO NOT SUPPORT BIG POLITICS :420


by Edgar Allen Poe, author and pot head



there is an election coming up sometime this year, and while i think most people just want to get rid of george bush and his evil nazis, most people also don't realize that democrats are basically the same the republicans and john kerry wouldn't be any different from bush, except maybe he'll get a h*mmer in the oval office, but more like it would be hte oral office am i right or what LOL :420

what most people i don't think remember is that democrats and republicans are all big governments and that means they are all pretty much the same, liek i remember in the last election there was a rage against the machine music video that showed that gore and bush were the same thing or soemthing and that people should vote for nader, i think that was very true when i saw it back when i listened to metal and rap before i discovered phish

i was inspired to write "the masque of red death" by listening to phish :420 get high smoke ganja eervyday

i would vote for nader if i was 18 yet, unfortunately i am not i really think tehy should lower the voting age i mean come on i may not be 18 yet but i am smart and i follow the issue and am informed, and while their at it they should legalize it LOL am i right or what, i mena ganja neve rhurt nobody and plus its all natural and comes from nature, why would you make something that comes from mother earth illegal, i mean god made pot are you saying god made it wrong, i mean just look at jesus he was obviously a total stoner

if you thought my story "the fall of the house of usher" was good, you should try reading it stoned, or even better read it when you are shrooming i know thats how i wrote it LOL it's all freaky and sh*t

some people say "oh how can you say the democrats and the republicans are the same? dont you no that the democrats are liberals and not conservatives," and that is b*llshit cuz the democrats arent really liberals they aren't liberal things like wanting to legalize marijuana cuz they dont want to do it, only smart politicians who no that hemp can be made for good things like nader want to legalize it, :420 smoke weed all the time, and beside the democrats dont want to be liberal they want conservatives like my parents to voet for them, they are trying to get everybody to vote for them but the real liberals still don't and that is why they lost the 2000 election to ralph nader

rage against the machine and janine garafalo inspired me to write "the purloined letter," which i wrote as a metaphor for the 2000 election, and about how things are not always as they appear to seem :420 cause i got high

i think i should be allowed to vote, caus i think i would be goot at it, i mean at my school we had mock elections to see if students agreed with the war in iraq and i was all on top of that sh*t, it wasnt a real election just a fake one about if people approved of the war, and i was all winning the debates with the young republican club, my arguments were great i argued about how bush just wants all the oil in iran for free for himself and that the republicans are nazis and evil and whenever they tried to make a point i would just say "shut up you are blinded by fox news you are a nazi shut up" :420 also someone donald duck won the class president elections and i shoudl be able to vote in real elections cuas i took it seriously and did not vote for donald duck, i voted for my friend tyler who is all into that political sh*t and really knows his sh*t and he always wears these shirts with marijuana leafs on them and he would have been an awesome president for our class, but he got busted for possession with intend to deliver and had to go to juvy and man that sucks and is total b*llshit cause just cause he had a brick of it didn't mean he wasn't going to smoke it all himself

man this all reminds of a poem i wrote called "the raven" which is a poem about stuff that happens that sucks and you cant forget about it cause it wont you alone, man i swear tyler totally was the influence for that poem, thats when tyler was going through his goth phase :420 smoke ganja






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