by Nathaniel Hawthorne, author and anime fan

Hey Yall, What's Goin On? ^__^ Its The Author Of The Scarlet Letter Here Again, Hoping Yuo Are Having A Great Time Watching The Olympics (I Am ANd I Cheer For Nippon In All The Events That They Are In). I Wish I Could Say I Was Having An Awesome Time Today Watching The Olympics, Afterall I Am Watching Diving And Rooting For The Chinese (Which Are Kinda Liek The Japanese ^_^;;) But Honestly I Am Not Haeving An Awsome Day! I Just Got Into This HUGE Argument With Some JERK In An Amercian On-Line Chat Room. I Was Looking To See If There Was Anybody In The Chat Room Who Wanted To Read My Fan Fictions, And This JERK Ketp Saying That Fan Fiction Is Stupid And Only Losers And Idiots Do It And He Was Being A Jerk Because He Wouldn't Realize How Cool And Great Fan Fiction Writing Is.

He Wasn'T Just Making Fun Of Fan Fiction, But He Was Actually Making Fun Of Me Too If You Think About It, Because He's Saying All People Who Do It Are Idiots And Losers, And Since I Do It He Was Calling Me A Loser! What A Jerk!!! I Kept Telling Him Though That His Insults Don't Affect Me So He Might As Well Not Waste His Time Arguing WIth Me On The Intranet, I Mean It Doesn't Bother Me What His Opinon Is Even If His Opinion Is Totally Wrong, GOD What A Jerk!

If You Don't Know What A Fan Fiction Is, Let Me Exsplain It To You: A Fan Fiction Is When You Write Your Own Episode Of A TV Show That You Like, Like It Was A Real Episodes Of That Show Except You Write It For Fun, Except Sometimes You Do Send It TO the Guys Who Make Your Favorite Shows ANd OMG Sometimes They Actually Use It LIke This One Show On [adtul Swim] Called "See Lab 20," And THat Was Liek THE BEST Epsidode. Some People, Like This JERK I Mentioned Before Say Fan Fictoin Is Stupid, And That Only Losers Do It Since Writing Fan Fiction Is Using Characters That Other People Made Up, And Its A Waste Of Time Cus Its Like Pretending THat Your A Writer For A Show That You Arent And Never Will Be >__<;;

But Thats Just Stupid I Mean Some People Would Be WRONG LOL, Fan Ficiton Is Great, And Its THe Best Kind Of Writing Cus You Are Using Such Cool Characters And Stories To Start With That How Can You Go Wrong. Also If You Thikn About It All Stories Are Fan Fiction In One Way Or Another, Because When You Write Stuff You Are Being Inspired By Things You Like To Watch, Liek For Example All The Crap I Wrote About Puritans And Pilgrims And Stuff That Is Really Basically Just Fan Fictions Writtin About Puritan Times And All The Good Times They Had. Or LIke This One Cool Movie Is "Ten Things I Hate Abuot You" And I Found Out That It Is A Modern Version Of A Shakespeare Play Called "The Tanning Of The Screw," So If You Critisize Fan Fiction Than You Are Critisizeing Shakespere ^__~

Seriously I Totally Swear This Jerk Who Disagreed With Me Doesn't Even Bother Me At All, He Was Jus tWasting His Time, And Anyway, He'll Get Whats COming To Him One Day Just Liek The Character In This Story I Wrote Called "Ethan Brand," The Dude in That Story Got BURNED To Death GOD That's What This Jerk Deserves!!!! >__<

Anyway If You Really Think About It Not Only Are All Things THat Poeple Write Are Really Tehcnically Fan Fictions, But Fan Fictions Are Actually BETTER Then Things That Aren't Fan Fictions, Because Somebody Has Already Done All The Work Of Liek Thinking Up Charecters And Stories ANd Stuff So Really If Yuor Writing Fan Fictions Its Liek Your Being A Painter But You Already Have All You're Supplyes And Stuff, But SOmeone Not Writing Fan Fictions Still Has To Go Out And Buy Their Paint And Paper And Stuff Cause They Gotta Make Up Characters And ThinK About It, LOL Now Which Painter Is Going To Paint A Better Pciture One Who Has Already Got His Paint Or One Who Has To Go Out And Buy It???!!!

I Rest My Case, JERK!! ^__^