POINT: "Hacking Is Totally Stupid And G*y And You Shoudlnt Do It"

by Nathaniel Hawthorne, American author and anime enthusiast

Hacking Is Such A Stupid Thing To Do And There Is Nothing Good About, I Mean Come One Why Would N E One Do It Its Just Ret*rded. There Is No Benefit To Anybody, Yuor Just Hurting the Person Getting Hacked, But There Not Eevn Helping Themselves By Doing Hacking Except When They Steal Identities But Come On That Is ILLEGAL. You Mite Just Think That I Am Speaking Out Of Ignorence And That I Don't Have Ane Epxeriance With Hackers (or HaXoRs Which They Think Its Cool To Call Themselfs) But That Is NOT TRUE, I have A Personal Experience Whihc Proves Hacking To Be A Worthless Endefor ^__^

Yuo See I Am The Owner And Administrator And Moderator Of My Own EZBoard Message Board Which I registered from ww.EzBoard.Com, And It Is An EZBoard For Postings Of Yu-Gi-Oh Fan Fictions, but also for other animes. You See, For All You Noobs Out Their, Fan Fiction Is A Really Great Fun Thing Where You Write Your Own Scripts Of Animes For Fun, And I Should Know About Good Writings Cuz I Did Write The Famous ANd Very Good Collection Of Short Stories "Twice Told Tales". OK So Anyway Back To The Matter At Hand, On My Anime Fan Fiction EZBoard Me And Soem Other Anime Affisheonados Write Fan Fictions For Our Favorite Animes, Like Yu GI Oh, Vash Teh Stampede, FLCL (Or Fooly Cooly, Or Rather Foory Coory As It Is Known In Nippon Cus In Theyre Ls Are The Same As Rs), Inu Yasha, Evangelion, Gundam, Or Whatever We Feel Like I Mean Those Are All Good Shows.

But On My EZBoard We Also Have A Special "Adult" Section Where We Can Write Erotic Fan Fictions (I Mean Cus Anime Babes Are Really Hot Am I Right? ^__^), Although It Is Clearly Marked With *You Have To Be At Lest 18 Years Of Age To Enter The Adult Forum For Fan Fictions* Because You Dont Want Little Kids Reading that Stuff, Even Though I'm Not Yet 18 Years Old But I Am The Owner And Administrator Of The Board So I Can Do What I Want. Did I Mention That I Wrote "The House Of The Seven Gables"? I Think I Did And Oh Yeah I Was Inspired To Write It By Anime ^__^

Anyway Back To The Hacker, So This One Day I Had Posted In The Adult Fan Fiction Mesage Forum An Erotic Sailor Moon Fan Fiction Story, Since The Girls Of Sailor Moon Are Sexy ^__^;; Everything Went Fine And Nomral, Like The Other Posters Like Inu_Yasha_Luvr48 And GundamNinja And H_D_Thoreau Said They Liked It And It Was Really Good, But Then This One Guy Said It Was Stupid, Can You Believe It! He Said Sailor Moon Was A Dumb Anime For Kids, And That Only A Loser And A Pedofiel Would Think It Is Sexy.

So I said To Him That First Of All Sailor Moon Is Hot, And I Am Not A Pedofile Because The Sailors Scouts Are The Same Age As Me, So Thats Not Creepy At All Thats NORMAL, STUPID. And Finally I Told Him That He Has No Rite To Critasize Me, After All He Didtn Write Any Erotic Fan Fictions So I Dont See Him Doing Better, Plus I Wrote The Scarlet Letter Lets See Him Top That. And Plust I notiecd In His Message Board User Profile That He Listed His Age As 14, Which Is Under 18 And That Means That For Hmi To Look At The Adult Section Of My Board Is ILLEGAL. So I Banned Him From My Message Board, But Thats Where THings Got Bad When They Should Have Been Fine ;__;

First This Jerk I Banned Kept Somehow Coming Back To My Board And Posting Some More, Which Is Impossible Cus I Banned Him Forever, Which Means He Must Have HACKED Me! He Kept Trying To Trick Me Though, By Using New And Different Message Board Names, Like FanFictionWriter, Or Otaku_Gurl_69, Or GundamNinja, Or Something Stupid LIke That. But He Can't Fool Me, I Knew It Was Him Over And Over Becuz I Am Real Good At Detecting Fakes Liek Him, This Is Becaus I"m A Genius After All That Is Why Herman Melville Dedicated His Famous Book "Moby D*ck" To Me (Man I Had To Read That Book For American Litrature ENglish Class This Year And It S*cked It Was So Long!)! So I Kept Banning His Other Names, But He Kept Coming Back. He Would Pretned That It Wasnt Him, And Deny It, And Pretend To Talk Like Someone Else, But I Knew It Was Him, Hacking My Message Board! His Hacking Even Scared Away All The Other Posters So That I Was The Only Person Making Fan Fictions, And Then Somebody With An Obviously Fake Name Like "Inu_Yasha_Luvr48" Or "H_D_Thoreau" Would Comment About It, So I Would Say "Nice Try, Hacker >__<" And Ban Them.

Then As If This Wasnt Bad Enough, THis Jerk Somehow Hacked Into EZBoard And Got ME Banned And My Message Board Deleted! Can You Believe That! EZBoard Said That Both My Account And Because Of That Also My Board Were Deleted Because I Posted Graphic Adult Explicet Material, But I Never Did That! The Only Thing Even CLOSE To That Is The Adult Fan Fiction Forum, But That Was Clearly Marked As For Adults Only, And That Must Be A Reference To That Jerk Who I Banned, And For Revenge Decided To Hack Me. Can You Believe That? Hackers Are Such Jersk! >_<

COUNTERPOINT: "hacking is totally sweet and mellow, i do it all the time :420"

by Edgar Allen Poe, American author and marijuana enthusiast

hey yall wahts going on, its the smoke and get high man here, telling yall to grab your pipes (but not of the crack variety lol) as I tell you why you should be all into hacking, its a really cool and sweet thing to do that mellow dudes like me love, and also its the best sport ever, i really think hacking should be an olimpyc event but i think they dont let those athleets smoke ganja like that one snow border a few olympics ago who got in trouble for toking, but man olympics you should really loosen up i mean theres nothing wrong with weed whats up with that :420 i mean look at me i'm always toking up the opium and i produce some of the greatest literary works of psychological insite ever man like "a decent into a maelstorm" its cause you gotta be free and thats where drugs come in, i mean drugs are from nature :420 buy a dime bag

i dont understand how anybody could possibly not be into hacking, yet beleave it or not their are actually some people out there who dont like it and actually hate it adn make fun of it, whats up with that i mean hackers aren't hurting anybody, its not like there stealing stuff or robbing peoples identitys or doing drugs (or are they lol) and man i dont get whast up with people who want to treat stuff like hacking or skateboarding as a crime, theres no crime against those things why dont the police forces stop trying to bust skaters or hackers and try to stop the real criminals, like george W. bush and his evil cronies like daniel rumfelds and dick chaney :420

i wrote the story "william wilson" about who th ereal criminals are, it turns out our own worst enemies are inside us all along, thats pretty deep man :420 get high to see the truth

hacking is pretty awesome, and it is really good exercise too which it why i dont understand why the gym teachers always yell at us when we try to play it during gym or lunch or study hall, i mean they should be happy that we are exercising at all unlike the gear heads who just skip those classes and go by the softball diamond to smoke cigarettes, hacking is totally hard work :420 some people think its really easy casue they see hippies wearing phish and string cheese incident tie die shirts all standing around in a circle and lightly kicking a footbag, but it is totally not as easy as it looks you gotta have wicked awesome control to hit such a small footbag and not hit it too hard and hit it to someone else, i mean i compare it a lot to soccer except consider this, a footbag is like ten times smaller than a soccer ball and you dont have to hit a soccer ball in hte air on the fly lol am ir ight or what :420 get high smoke herb all the tiem

eveyrday during lunch period me and my boys mahoney and oyster adn dino and puff puff go out to the sophomore lot and go past the fenced off tennis courts, cause theres a black tarp over the fences so none of the parking lot monitors can see us when we smoke ganja in mahoneys brown and orange honda civic, oh and ps we smoke it out of one of those plastic pipes they sell at drug stores and tobacko stores to old men that old people smoke tobacko out of cus teh glass pieces at head shops are hella expensive :420 after we smoke and get nicely toasted oyster will pull out his k*ckass footbag that has the design of a greatful dead bear on it and we will hack it up, i can do all these gnarly tricks like catching it with my neck, except usually i miss and it bounches off me, but when i do it right it looks awesome :420

and so in conclusion i think it should be pretty obviously clear to you nwo why hacking is a great thing to do, because it is such a fun way to enjoy being high i mean like i wrote the story "ligeia" about how freaky stuff is when your high, like why do you think i have a footbag made out of hemp, and why i got one with a secret zippir on it for hiding my contrabanned in it for some police searches, ILLEGAL police searches i might add i mean come on pig you cant just decide to search my van just cause i'm blasting some dead tunes and i have a sticker on the back that has an american flag with a pot leaf on it thats not breaking no law that is some profiling right there, and you can take it from me and i think i know what i'm talking about after all i did write the telltale heart and i did pretty much invent the genre of the macabre short story, so in conclusion police shouldn't illegally search peoples cars just cause they are playing hippie music and have pot stikcers on theyre cars, thats just some big brother type sh*t there :420 get high on acid to