Columnists
Captain Banana Beard - Captain of the Black Banana 8/10/04 - We have finally captured the governor of Kingston Town
Violently Angry Rasta - a rasta who is violently angry
10/11/04 -I can't stand no goddamn zombies, mon!
9/27/04 -Those blood-clot hurricanes be pissing the hell out of me!
8/30/04 -I hate the olympics so much, mon!
7/17/04 - Jamaicans are not clowns!
Nathaniel Hawthorne - American author and rabid fan of Japanese cartoons
10/11/04 - I haet baseball so much!! >_<
8/23/04 - Their is nothing wrong with wrighting fan fictions!!1 >__<
8/19/04 - Point/Counterpoint: Hacking
8/8/04 - Anime is better than American cartoons ^__^
8/2/04 - I attend CosPlay conventions ^__~
Edgar Allen Poe - American author and pot head
9/20/04 - All teh best things r made for and bye drug stoners :420
8/19/04 - Point/Counterpoint: Hacking
7/23/04 - I do not support big politics :420
Space Bill Cosby - comedian Bill Cosby, except in space 9/13/04 - Hey Nick at Nite, I got a great idea for a space cartoon, in space!
7/23/04 - Stop talking like space fools!
Xzibit and the crew at West Coast Customs - cast of the hit MTV show, "Pimp My Ride"
7/29/04 - The WCC crew pimps George W's running mate!
The only things I have are my intellectual property
and mycollection of plastic souvenir cups from Taco Bell commemorating
the release of "Batman Returns." So if you steal the former well
then I might just have to kill himself. Everything on this site is
copyright Chris Becker, except for the pictures I stole and then Photoshopped
the crap out of. If for some bizarre reason you want to reprint any
of bullplop written here, or just want to send me any death threats
or marriage proposals, contact Chris Becker at beckec89(at)uwosh(dot)edu.
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