Columnists


Captain Banana Beard - Captain of the Black Banana

8/10/04 - We have finally captured the governor of Kingston Town







Violently Angry Rasta - a rasta who is violently angry

10/11/04 -I can't stand no goddamn zombies, mon!
9/27/04 -Those blood-clot hurricanes be pissing the hell out of me!
8/30/04 -I hate the olympics so much, mon!
7/17/04 - Jamaicans are not clowns!




Nathaniel Hawthorne - American author and rabid fan of Japanese cartoons

10/11/04 - I haet baseball so much!! >_<
8/23/04 - Their is nothing wrong with wrighting fan fictions!!1 >__<
8/19/04 - Point/Counterpoint: Hacking
8/8/04 - Anime is better than American cartoons ^__^
8/2/04 - I attend CosPlay conventions ^__~



Edgar Allen Poe - American author and pot head

9/20/04 - All teh best things r made for and bye drug stoners :420
8/19/04 - Point/Counterpoint: Hacking
7/23/04 - I do not support big politics :420





Space Bill Cosby - comedian Bill Cosby, except in space

9/13/04 - Hey Nick at Nite, I got a great idea for a space cartoon, in space!
7/23/04 - Stop talking like space fools!






Xzibit and the crew at West Coast Customs - cast of the hit MTV show, "Pimp My Ride"

7/29/04 - The WCC crew pimps George W's running mate!




















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