Here's some random crap I photoshopped



This is stuff I photoshopped but doesn't fit in the categories of "sitcom actor superheroes" or "Woman who tortures Iraqi prisoners and points at penises," so I just threw it here. I will probably add more crap here once I find it on my computer, since I tend to make stuff in Photoshop and then forget about it.






This picture is from an article I did for the wonderful website "F*ck you, B*tch." It is about my idea for a TV show about a breakdancing, robot ninja named Slammurai. I will also post the article here once I stop being lazy, k?








The only things I have are my intellectual property and mycollection of plastic souvenir cups from Taco Bell commemorating the release of "Batman Returns."  So if you steal the former well then I might just have to kill himself.  Everything on this site is copyright Chris Becker, except for the pictures I stole and then Photoshopped the crap out of.  If for some bizarre reason you want to reprint any of  bullplop written here, or just want to send me any death threats or marriage proposals, contact Chris Becker at beckec89(at)uwosh(dot)edu.