Hey kids! Did you have fun during spring break? Of course you did! However, if you’re like the thousands of college students who travel to warmer climates every year to "party" or "get down" then most likely you have done something you need to apologize for.

But instead of wasting your own valuable time formulating an intelligent and meaningful apology, your friends here at the LighterSide have already apologized for you! We have created a valuable apology note that will work for any situation!

Just use a pair of rounded, safety scissors to clip out the following generic, cure-all letter along the dotted lines (always ask your parents’ permission before using scissors), sign your name and give the note to your parents, your friends or that bartender in Daytona Beach you threw your own feces at. Now enjoy it, you apes!