Toonzone Makes Me Hate God
There's only one thing I hate more than anime fags, and that's... oh shit, I fucked up. Let me start over.
There's only one thing I hate more than child-molesting KKK member terrorists, and that's anime fags. You may have read my critically-acclaimed article about how much I hate anime fags, but this time I'm going to write about a sub-section of the anime fag clique, and that's Toonzone fags.
If you've ever been to the Adult Swim Message Board, you may have realized that it kicks your ass until it makes you want to die to be rid of the embarassment and pain of the ass-kickings, but you don't want to die because then you couldn't go to the Adult Swim Message Board anymore. Now imagine the exact opposite of the Adult Swim Message Board. A board full of retarded anime fags who want to see even more shit anime on Adult Swim, douchebags who consider black and white text messages on TV to be something innovative and/or hilarious, go-tards who may or may not know that Adult Swim even has a comedy section. That's pretty much what Toonzone is, except 100 times faggier.
Recently those smug fuckers found and read this webpage, and were amazingly offended at the fact that someone on earth thinks differently from them. They couldn't even begin to get their mind around the fact that there is such a thing as a person who would rather see uncut Space Ghost than uncut Fooly Cooly. They found this webpage, started a thread about it, and basically proved how awesome I am by being right about everything. I wrote an entire article about how anime fags are stupid dorks who contradict themselves with everything they say, and they go ahead and prove me right.
First of all (and by the way, I have no internet access while I'm writing this so I'm just going to try to paraphrase what they said and probably get a lot of things wrong [Toonzone fags: remember to call me stupid for doing that even though you did the exact same thing to me!]), in my last Anime Fags Suck article, I said that anime fags were stupid because they immediately pass judgment on anyone who doesn't like anime, and then insult you if you do the same thing. Also, as said in my Anime Fags are Fags article, they have no way of possibly acknowledging or even realizing their hypocracy, and that is completely true. Bobo Adobo went over to Toonzone, tried to show them how stupid they were, and proceeded to own them left and right with his hilarity and basic first amendment rights, and none of those smug-ass pretentions fucks were even able to remotely understand that what they were doing was exactly the same thing as what they claimed to hate me for. And now Bobo is banned for being from a message board that they don't like.
Those idiots contradict themselves in everything they do. They say that I'm not as smart as them for not liking what they like so my opinions aren't as valid as theirs. Then when I turn that around and say that I don't like the same stuff that they like, thereby making their opinions non-existant, they say that's stupid. I'd explain to them how that is a contradiction in itself, but they wouldn't understand. Things like "logic" are the antithesis of "anime fandom". One guy at Toonzone who actually had the ability to look at things objectively said something along the lines of "I disagree, but I can understand his point", and all of the rest of the nerds there said that he was wrong for not agreeing with them.
Anime fandom is built on contradiction. But what is the funniest contradiction of all, you ask? The funniest thing is that they are the ones who came to the Adult Swim Message Board and started terrorizing us. Yes, these holier-than-thou, self-proclaimed bastions of maturity are the ones who started the whole board war. I didn't go there telling them "LOOK, I DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THE IDEA THAT ADULT SWIM = INFALLIBLE, I AM A THREAT TO YOUR BELIEFS". Nope, they are the ones who found this site, started a thread about it there, finished watching their new foreign film that's not available in the states, drank their double mocha cappucinos, wrote a page or two on their angstified livejournal, and came down to the ASMB to do everything they claimed to be against. Yep, that's right, they started it. Yeah, I could bash Toonzone's Adult Swim site for being pretty much non-existant and "right on the brink of coming back" for almost a year and then invade their boards, but they'd consider that stupid. They do the same exact thing, but fortunately they can't see past their Anne Rice novel to see that they're doing what they claim to hate. (An equally hilarious contradiction on the part of the anime fags is that these Maturity McMaturePants couldn't form one single insult that didn't involve gay jokes of some sort. Even I can make a joke that doesn't involve gay relations and I act like a homophobic jackass on purpose.)
If nothing else, Toonzone brought a whole 'nother audience into reading my stupid ramblings, and whether they hate it or not, I really don't care. I write this stuff to get people to read it. I don't expect everyone to agree with me, I just like that they're reading it and feeling such reactions from it. And, as much as they claim to hate me and my page, I'm willing to bet that enough of them stuck around long enough to be reading this article right now. And I find that more hilarious than anything I can write.
But I can't let people bring me down. Yesterday I got this fortune cookie that said "Your magnetic personality draws people to you" and that made me feel allllll-right. Then I woke up this morning, and I was Lindsey Lohan. True story! Sniff you jerks later.
(That was a Freaky Friday reference.)