Colin Quinn is an Unfunny Idiot

The other day I was watching Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, or as I call it, Boring Unfunny Garbage, and I realized something; Colin Quinn isn't funny at all and he's never made me laugh, even on Saturday Night Live. So I searched around the internet about Colin Quinn and I found out that he's had plenty of shows before Tough Crowd, including one called "The Colin Quinn Show" and one called "Colin Quinn's Manly World". And that's just counting shows with his name in it, there's plenty of other shows he's been in, like Remote Control and Saturday Night Live and plenty more. So I was thinking, how does someone less funny than paper get so many goddamn TV shows? Colin Quinn is a frigging go-tard.

This almost was my first page that had nothing to do with Adult Swim but Colin Quinn was in the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode "Pavement" which, despite Colin "Retard" Quinn's appearance, is one of the best Space Ghosts ever. I think this page is going to be short unlike the rest of the pages on my website, because I don't care about Colin Quinn enough to write any more than I already did. Who knows, maybe the president of television will find this page and go "Hey, this kid's right, Colin Quinn really is a boring unfunny idiot, maybe I should stop giving him so many TV shows", and then I will have saved television forever. Ok, show's over go away now.

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