
by J.R.R. Tolkien
there's this one show that airs late at night on cartoon network on adult swim called "aqua teen hunger force" it's only on real late at night and no one i know has ever heard of it because it's so weird but man it's seriously theb est show ever. man if you liked my history of middle earth series of books, then this is perfect for yuo. aqua teen hunger force is the funniest show ever because it's about a couple of foods tghat live in their house in new jersey (my buddy jeff is from new jersey and he practicaly smokes more than me haha) and they smoke all the time and start going on weird adventures in their minds since their so high hahaha. you just HAVE to get stoned before you watch it since it makes no sense the only way you can understand what's goign on is if your high trust me man i toke up every time i watch that show and its seriously the funniest shit ever.
first of all thereis the meatball now you know he gets high all the time because he's always walking around all slow and doesn't know what's going on man he's like the biggest stoner on the show i know because whenever your around people are stoned they're all slwo and don't know what's going on. also did you ever notice how the meatwad always is going into his room by himself i wonder what he's doing in there hahaha.
then theirs the master shake he gets stoned all the time because in every episode he's just sitting on the couch and watching tv and eating potato chips and laughing i dare you to tell me that's not stoner behavior right there i mean how can you do that if your not highh it's impossible i think.
and frybox he's a pothead too none of my friends believe me when i say this but listen i have a theory you can tell he gets stoned all the time because whenever he talks to milkshake and meatball he gets angry and what's the fisrt thing you do when your angry? that's right, smoke a phat one it totally mellos you out.
obviously this show is totally for stoners ebcause you know that hte writers of this were high when they though of this stuff i mean talking food? how can you come up with that stuff if your not high because whenever your high you know you get the munchies finally thsi show shows the good thigns about marijuana that it makes you more creative i tried telling that to my paretns, i mean come on i created gollum when i was high (and you can tell right i mean look at him) and hes like the funniest character in all the movies i do a good impression of him and my gf lara always cracks up and also look at peter jackosn with that beard you know he was high when he directed those movies, i mean i don't know because i was never on set but you can just tell by looking at him. but man you know everyone at williams street gets high and i bet you a million dollers they grow their own weed in the back i mean look it's not just aqua teen they also made space ghost and sealab and harveey birdman and those shows make no sense you can tell their made just for stoners.
but man it sucks that aqua teeen is cancelled man it used to be on every day from monday to friday and now they cancelled it and put it on only sundays i mean sealab 2020 is good too cus it's the same kind of random humor but its not as good as athf becuz it doesn't have the mooninietes and stuff and those are the best part of aqua teen. haha anignot and err they come from the moon and they're total stoners i swear they smoke weed right on the show my friend said they were sigaretts but i was like duh, of course you have to make them look like sigaretes because this is only rated TV-14 but the true fans like me know that was all natural herb baby. that's the funniest shit i ever seen, and i know funny becuz i wrote the hobbit, man hobits are funny but i admit i wasn't smoking when i created the hobbit i was shrooming hehe. the moon rules number one forever, peace out free love and weed.